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Insult

 If my intelligence was a 17th century gentleman, it would demand the writers of "Last Man Standing" meet it at dawn with pistols.
 

@michaelianblack, 8/25/11 1:04 PM
Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack)
8/25/11 1:04 PM
Human flesh is a natural ingredient. RT @SarahFord11 Kashi is all natural ingredients! For all we know Honey Smack could have human flesh.

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The Hottie Cousin and the Dungeon Master

 I was just sitting at Wendy's having a caramel milks...err..cranberry-almond salad next to a booth where a family sat with a boy who was probably about 14 and wearing a yellow and green stripped tank top, gigantic black plastic glasses and more grease on his face than his 10 piece nuggets. He's jabbering on about some anime nonsense when another family with a late-teen-ish daughter, (Coke commercial pretty, blond ponytail, all that) walks in.

Gandalf immediately stands up and yells, "Good Afternoon to you, my lady!"

I nearly shot shak..I mean salad out of my nose. She gave him a pained smile and went to the counter to order. I was still holding in my salad when they got their food and sat *with* Poindexter and his clan.

After a few minutes of eaves (booths?) dropping, I extrapolated that they were relatives visiting from Colorado.

Can you only imagine? Having to spend a week (or more?) in Amarillo during a record heatwave, the worst drought in modern record keeping, and having to constantly fend off come-ons (albeit romantic and chivalrous ones) of your weirdo second cousin. And it's Shark Week to boot!!

There is one young lady that won't get a scornful glare from me when she buries her face in her iPhone.

SL

 

Restaurateur Tip #1

 Set the AC for the customer's comfort, not the staff's. It's hard to enjoy your meal when it turns cold in 5 minutes and your hands are shaking. Remember the old adage: 'If you can't take the heat, get a job at a bank.'
 

I found this book review amusing on many levels

 5.0 out of 5 stars I love this book., October 8, 2010 By P. Harnois - See all my reviews (REAL NAME)    This review is from: And Tango Makes Three (Hardcover) I'm a 16 year old boy who wears a lot of black and listens to death metal...... and this is one of my favorite books. I oppose bigotry of all types, but since two of my relatives are gay, this is a topic that I have a firm stance in. I don't understand why the idea of two beings of the same gender in a relationship upsets people. I understand there's a religious opposition to this, but most of the homophobes I come across just say that it's "wrong" without giving any actual reason. It perplexes and depresses me. As for the book itself, it's f'ing adorable. If you like penguins, that's enough of a reason to buy this. And for the parents claiming that this book is harmful to children, I guarantee you that this book, along with any other inanimate object, will do a far better job of raising your kids than you ever could. Keep your backwards morals to yourselves and give your kids a chance to form their own opinions. Hypocrites.
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